I guess you have been someday in a roller coaster but i think that no one of you wanna get stuck in a roller coaster which is gonna drag you hell in like a washing machine.
In many relations you find womens dominating over mens.So this blogs goes for all the 'guys and dudes' who want to save their relationship.
Below are the top 6 things you should not when you are in relationship
Caution : Not following the below rules may drag you into some serious injuries.
Dont try to imitate this.
RULE 1 : Dont ever ask if she is ok ? :-
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Dont try if you are not prepared for this, because then she is gonaa start her stuff which you will have to listen till the end a whole cinematic story of how her cuty dog was hungry the other last day because she forgot to keep food for her dog when she went to beauty parlour.Her wikipedia of problems, satuarated a week ago starts and it becomes as diffilcult to stop her as it is difficult to subside your urine when your are in a 3 hours lecture with no break.Seriously it sucks when she starts this stuff .
Rule 2 :- Darling , are you coming for shopping with me ?
One of the most torchering questions with only one right answer which should be answered within few miliseconds, " Dear i have an important meeting with my boss .wish i was there with you" But if think you are a daredevil and you go with your gilrfriend for shopping then you are making a mistake and i am sure next day you will surely go bankrupt. She will pop out every single item in the shop just as some freiky ads pops out of your browser when you are on a illegal website.Her next invietable question would be is she looking sexy in new clothe?? ??? (Indirectly she is saying " Darling please pay for all these stuff) and you would come out of the shop crawling with a big lame face and find yourself carrying all shopping bags.
Rule 3 :- Dont watch other girl infront of your gf :-
Imagine yourself sitting in a cafteria with your girlfriend and enjoying the cold coffie , suddenly a hot girl passes by you.Your mouth remain wide open in exclamation , and this is the mistake number third. This ends up with no cold coffie but lots of bruises and scars on your face by her deadly weapon so called " high heel sandal"
Rule No 4 : Never ask her abour her ex-bf :-
The first reaction by her would be like huge tears trembling from her eyes and some funny crying sounds because of how her previous bf cheated on her.... :-) Then here starts the story how she met her first bf...How they became friends?? As if you are watching a sci-fi movie she is gonna explain you each event she spent with her bf and most anxious thing would be that she will tell the date and time of each moment....Example , " on 2nd march raj gave me a rose and on 18 june we saw the first movie, on 28june 9.06 pm he gave a ride on his bike, blash blah,blah " You are surely be dumped off by frustration of this vague talk.Remeber there is a expiry date for tolerance.
Rule No 5 : Am I looking fat?? :-
If you want to answer yes to this question then think twice about your late night life which would be fullfilled by the creatures on your couch rather than your wife.
Rule No 6 : If she asks you whether you saw the dress of that girl :-
This is a dynamite question in which you are stuck in both situations by answering either yes or no. Suppose you answer that yes you saw her then her ultimate response why was i looking at her ??? And if U answer 'NO' then still she would say that you are a stupid absent minded person. This weapon of womens is used many a times to get possesion,harrasing and domination of male emotions..sorry guys, no solution for this.
Rule no 7 : Dont read this blog with your gf :-
Use your own brains to know the result....
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